top bolting

The action of locking the top bolt (contractor's lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst "flickin/jackin it" on your lunch break. Not doing so could result in either the awkward "OMG! YOU SAW MY JUNK!" or the always plainful blue bean/blue balls (see Blue Bean)

"Thank sweet baby Jesus i was top bolting whenever Christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!"

by Shae Baby August 5, 2008

face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.

Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.

by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011

three balling

When you just say fuck it and have the balls to do anything.
caused by adrenaline and being pissed off.

person 1:Man that guy is three balling did you hear him call his girlfriend a bitch?
Person 2: she is gonna fucking kill him when he comes out of it.

by Big moose April 17, 2012

Spit Balling

When your taking a shit and you spit in between your legs but hit your balls.

John: "I was taking a dump and I was spit balling."
Dave: "So"
John: "You think my girl would like the flavor?"
Dave: "........................"

by The D-aniel July 8, 2016

Low-balling

The act of covering your balls lower then they really are to make it look like you have a big penis.

"At our soccer game patrick kept low-balling because he has such a small dick"

by Jonah Brizzzown March 24, 2009

Gimp-Balling

A sexual act where the actee wears a gimp suit, with paint balling suit over the top! They will then lubricate where needed.

Mick: Wanna do some gimp-balling?
Sean: Oh Yeah Baby!

by Ddiki June 20, 2007

balling

to cause an apparent shape--in refrence to physical/metaphysical (an idea)

i was responsible for balling <project idea>.

by jsn May 19, 2005