Face Bacon

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

by FaceBacon July 6, 2009

Bacon Tits

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

bacongasm

The sensation that accompanies a bite into a particularly good piece of bacon. Often occurs with crunching, moaning, and drooling.

"Ohh, this is sooo good... I think I just had a bacongasm."

Everyone stared as Jeff moaned from his bacongasm.

by MachineX7 June 15, 2010

vertical bacon

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

by G-Pac July 1, 2005

bacon

The most tastiest food on earth, humans drool at the sight of it. The smell is incredible, only comes second to the taste. bacon can be eaten just about anytime and at any place. Any sane person could not turn down bacon if offered.

I am eating a bacon sandwich.
I love bacon.
I wanna have sex with bacon

by the moose! February 10, 2010

I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

by Light Joker October 15, 2006

bacon

God's gift to man

Jim: i feel bad for observant jews, they can't enjoy bacon
Tim: indeed. let's go mourn their loss by making a bacon sandwich

by pbfoot December 13, 2009