Beastsheality

Noun. When a male has sexual intercourse with a female partner who has more body hair than him.

Friend 1: Dude, You got with that wildebeest?!
Friend 2: Yeah man. But why do you say wildebeest?
Friend 1: She’s hairy AF. I didn’t know you were into beastsheality

by WhoTFisDave August 11, 2020

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Breast-level

A definition of spatial position (usually height), relative to a partner's breasts.

Why are you hanging around at breast-level?

by Dave-The-Bantmeister February 7, 2021

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breast basting

The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting

Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting

by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021

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Breast Pump

A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.

Hey Breast pump, , you gonna do any work today?

by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021

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Breast Deficiency

A fatal condition that is the result of a person not seeing a womans bare breasts for an extended period of time. To fix the issue, a female must show the sufferer her bare breasts or else the sufferer will perish soon after.

"Hey, I got Breast Deficiency, I need you to send a pic of your boobs or I will die."
"What do you mean you're blocking me, it is a serious condition."

"Guess you have to live with the fact that you are a murderer."

by Mr Science Boss January 25, 2022

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