(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.
"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."
"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."
"I had the most boregastic time at that party"
"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."
"I had the most boregastic time at that party"
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I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.
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Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried
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Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried
Daisy: try harder
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