Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.

I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams

Boner Brain by TadBitOfThad May 11, 2015

boner ghost 

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

boner ghost by meldon888 December 5, 2015

Boner Pilot 

When a guy is horny with a girl and loses all sense of conscious thought. Basically he starts thinking with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, Johnny was on boner pilot our entire date last night. 😒

Boner Pilot by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Boner Nope 

When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.

So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.

Boner Nope by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

boner train by whoisgary November 14, 2016

boner monkey 

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

boner monkey by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

boner abuse 

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.

Just say no to boner abuse!

boner abuse by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017