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Portuguese space blanket

Is when you shit on a sheet of tinfoil then get on all fours placing the shit covered tinfoil Infront of you face. Then a transexual fucks you in the ass while pulling the shit covered tinfoil up into your face.
Dude remember that one time you got a Portuguese space blanket in Las Vegas!
by Lovs2spooge:: November 29, 2021
mugGet the Portuguese space blanketmug.

go get the blanket

going somewhere to get the blanket to keep you warm
Ahmet told Sonay to "go get the blanket" but she didn't listen
by lolgettheblanket July 6, 2011
mugGet the go get the blanketmug.

c-dubing blanket

To completely cover a girls face with cum
T c-dubing blanket last night.
by joyrizzo May 3, 2005
mugGet the c-dubing blanketmug.

heavy blanket

When a girl is lying down and a guy puts his leg on top of her
Wow you feel heavy omg your heavy blanket!!!!
by Tree from myspace June 20, 2006
mugGet the heavy blanketmug.
An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009
mugGet the Like shit to an Army blanketmug.

Wet Nigga Blanket

1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears
1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets
by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019
mugGet the Wet Nigga Blanketmug.

Human fire blanket

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.
Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."
by hairygunt March 22, 2010
mugGet the Human fire blanketmug.

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