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Throw Blanket 

The act of covering Mikey's mom in so much man seed that she looks like the ghost busters after stay puft explodes.
Mikey's mom wanted to take it on the chin like a prize fighter... So I threw her the ol throw blanket. When I finished she said "he sliiiiiimed me!" I love that woman.

pigs in a blanket 

seek out the fattest bitch with the flabbiest arms and do as follows: make her drink a fifth of 151(you may want a bottle for yourself too), get 3 other friends and a camera, take her excess arm and/or leg jello and wrap it around your taliwacker proceeding to perform coitus with it as your friends assault her other limbs.
why do you have bed sores on the backs of your arms and legs Rosie, have you been laying in bed surfacing to harriet the spy for days on end again?
No not since last week, I agreed to make pigs in a blanket with the Baldwin brothers.
pigs in a blanket by pete burns October 30, 2007

horse blanket girl 

Horse Blanket Girl No Blur Naked climbed inside Jasha Lottin, Oregon Woman 2021

A photographer purchased a sick horse then shot it, just to do a photoshoot where a woman got inside the dead carcass. Was this in the name of art or a lash out to PETA? Iliza Shlesinger discusses with Alexis Archer Oregon police say they will not file charges against a 21-year-old woman after pictures of her climbing naked inside the carcass of a dead horse surfaced online.

Disturbing photos of the Portland-area woman, whose name has not been released, show her small frame soaked in blood smiling at the camera. The woman, whose boyfriend took the pictures, said she wanted to ‘feel one’ with the horse, according to an incident report.

But despite the graphic and disturbing nature of the photographs, Washington County investigators say the couple did not break the law. Disturbing: A photo of the blood-soaked 21-year-old Portland woman, taken by her boyfriend, shows her pretending to take a bite out of the dead horse

In addition to the picture of the petite woman, who stands 5’6″ and 119lbs, smiling from inside the horse, another photo shows her blood-soaked body standing in front of the animal.
The woman and her boyfriend are also pictured holding what is believed to be the animal’s heart, and a fourth photo shows the pair holding a piece of the animal in front of their mouths as they pretend to eat it.
horse blanket girl
idk man might be peta

pig in a blanket 

One time I ate a pig in a blanket for breakfast at this restaurant. It came with free ICE WATER
pig in a blanket by Alec Roman February 27, 2005

skin blanket 

The common skin blanket is what's used during the winter months to assist your partner to keep warm whilst both parties are naked. Skin blankets are an excellent way to enjoy winter nights.

It's often best practised immediately before or after making love to ensure maximum warmth for both parties.
Her: Skin blanket
Him: No way, I'm off to work!
Her: Skin BLANKET!
Him: Ok, but I'm off in 2 minutes.
skin blanket by eneville October 26, 2010

Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket 

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger
Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!