The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Get the blessed weight lossmug. The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
Get the second blessingmug. A Tall, Smart, funny guy! When you first get to know bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass l but you'll be blessed to have him in your life!
by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022
Get the Blessmug. by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.
by filip98 April 8, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. 
When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.
"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014
Get the selective bless-youmug.