Avocado sandwich advocate

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Avor

A guy who has all sorts of love crises and likes talking to children to get through it and a person who typically doesn't care about others feelings that much

My friend is friends with a 'Avor'

by Bitch UwUUUUUU October 15, 2022

Avon

A beautiful girl with red hair and a hyena-adjacent laugh which can break the sound barrier.

Dominic: I sure do love my beautiful girlfriend and her laught that sounds like a feral animal. She’s a real Avon!

by MonicManic October 22, 2022

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022

avoidance

Jazmein "dimples" B3dollar

Jazmein is the definition of avoidance.

by Goofy009 January 13, 2023

Avocado

To covertly refer to the AVO.
Apprehended Violence Orders (AVO)

This is how we using Avocado, here in Australia:

A: Mate, I just got arrested.
B: Fuck, what for?
A: Amanda avocado.
B: Oh shit... you'll ending up in jail. I'm telling ya! Never even try to call her. Just simply stay away from her.

by DanielOB January 16, 2023

Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

by FJL-NY March 1, 2023