auntqueefa 

The wimpy sjw girlymen and green haired fat chicks in ninja masks that try to force their communism down other peoples throats . Only brave in packs . One on one theyre complete cowards wearing coward masks . If you have to wear a mask youre doing something to be ashamed of .

That auntqueefa pantywaist got coldcocked by that Patriot .

auntqueefa by Infadel_macgee August 22, 2019

Aunties 

Ladies, chicks, girls

"Tryig to pull the aunties"

"Making a good impression on the aunties"

"got some good looking aunites around here"

Aunties by BlahBlahLady October 27, 2012

Auntimatter

1. The objects (clothes, trash, make up, etc) your aunt leaves around the house when she is staying with you. This can also be used to describe the mess that is left after her stay.

2. The nonsensical things your aunt says that matter none.

1. Aunt: I can't seem to find my tooth brush.

You: It's in the restroom, along with the left of the auntimatter you left behind.

2. You: I'm so tired of listening to her auntimatter. I feel like I'm talking to a fortune cookie.

Friend: Just don't try to crack her open to find your lucky numbers.

Auntimatter by mandersplatwood March 20, 2011

auntoholic 

The alcoholic aunt - everyone has one. Usually found listing sideways on the couch at family gatherings, trapping younger relatives with an iron grip on the arm and imparting "some things about life no one else has the balls to tell you." This species is particularly abundant around the holidays.

Don't leave me alone at the party tonight, my Auntoholic Miriam is coming to visit and she always wants "girl talk" with me. (Shudder)

auntoholic by pamitha December 30, 2011

aunty pork 

A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).

“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”

“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”

“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”

“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”

aunty pork by Pierce1 November 14, 2018

aunties stay lurking 

When da aunties stay all dakine like dat kine crazy brah. Fakas is mental how dey go around lurking like dat. Dey going kill you brah.

“Ho brah aunties stay lurking at dis hour. Bettah watch yo self.” — King Kamehameha (1969)

aunties stay lurking by Rock Widdow December 7, 2019

Auntifa 

The leftist Aunt

Allison is my favorite auntifa...her best advice is to burn it all down!

Auntifa by Liblover100 July 27, 2020