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auntoholic 

The alcoholic aunt - everyone has one. Usually found listing sideways on the couch at family gatherings, trapping younger relatives with an iron grip on the arm and imparting "some things about life no one else has the balls to tell you." This species is particularly abundant around the holidays.
Don't leave me alone at the party tonight, my Auntoholic Miriam is coming to visit and she always wants "girl talk" with me. (Shudder)
auntoholic by pamitha December 30, 2011
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altoholic 

When used in reference to MMORPG's (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Games), such as World of Warcraft or Everquest, refers to a person who creates many different characters, rather than just one or two. May also be used to refer to a player who creates characters on many different servers of the same game, where the experiences they see will often be different from each other.

Use of the word is intended to be comical in nature, a play on the word "alcoholic" and will often garner laughter from others if used correctly.

Often only used online, and usually only on chat forums.
"I have over twenty characters spread out over five servers! I'm such an altoholic!"
altoholic by Anonymouswowguys August 19, 2006

cuntoholic 

Someone who loves vagina. Possibly, a sex addict.
He will do anything for sex. He is cuntoholic.
cuntoholic by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

audioholic 

A person who is fixated on good home theater sound in a practical sense, without regard to snake oil products or marketing gimmicks infused with pseudo-science. Audioholics are aware of, and value, measurements when evaluating gear, though ultimately purchasing decisions are made with the ears. They differ from audiophiles in that they enjoy multi-channel surround sound and are less susceptible to ultra expensive components that "command" respect solely based on price and prestige (or a psychological desire to justify your lavish audio expenditures).
Oh he would never buy speakers cables at $5000/pair, he's a dedicated audioholic who knows better.
audioholic by Clint DeBoer January 3, 2008

autoholic 

A person obsessed with reading about, talking about, purchasing, fixing and/or driving automobiles. Their obsession may be over (1) their own car, whether modest or expensive; (2) 'fantasy' cars that they have no realistic prospect of owning; (3) expensive/rare cars which they collect as expensive toys.
Chris Evans, Ferrari collector and buyer of a £12m Ferrari 250 GTO, is an autoholic.
autoholic by Edgar Halliwax March 1, 2011

Auntyholic 

Female version of 'drunkle'; sister of parents or auntie figure who is consistently drunk at any and all family gatherings, often repetitive in story telling and bitches about the same damn thing every time...
Thanksgiving was awesome, all the drunkles and auntyholics showed up! I left after we dusted the gallon of whiskey though, cant take too much family togetherness; these guys get to repeating themselves all night and it gets old real quick.
Auntyholic by Rezervation Honey November 9, 2011

hauntoholics

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hauntoholics by hgsaui9shr February 24, 2025