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Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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Asks,sslall

Me: how u doing?
Grandma: Asks,sslall
Me: r/ihadastroke-
by PseudonymNameThingy April 18, 2020
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Ask a boy out day

Ask a boy out day is on November 12th
by Blair Penn November 10, 2020
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Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”
by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024
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Who asked

A: "Millions of people died at the holocaust"
B: "Who asked?"
A: "Shut your bubblegum dum dum looking ass wannabe filthy bitch".
by Itsyoboimilo February 27, 2024
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National ask for nudes day

November 7th Is the day to ask out someone your comfortable with for nudes.
Boyfriend, friend, etc
Hey friend, it's November 7th, national ask for nudes day.
by Anonymous decriptionator November 6, 2020
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Did I ask

A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.

Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.
- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.
by CitrusCat July 13, 2022
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