b-asian

An asian who obtains straight b's on their report card and fail in their parent's eyes. Generally have an average gpa ranging between 2.83 and 3.33.

Currently I am a b-asian since my grades are straight b's.

by bang candy July 9, 2010

Asian Penis

Asian penis are just like height. People generally think asian are short but you see there are quite a few or a lot of tall asian (due to large population of asians). So there are some long penises and short penises (mostly short due to poor country, vitamins etc). Although asians which live in MEDC (More Economic Developed Countries), like UK and USA generally have bigger penises. The same rules goes to all races, theres always a big and small. I'm white and asian and people generally think I have a small penis but measuring at 7.5 inches. Since im close to my full asian cousins, we watch porn sometime and the smallest penis cousin I seen was 6.7inches but he was tall 6ft1 while im 5ft10.

Black: Look a asian! SMALL PENIS!
Asian: Cool, im taller and my dicks bigger!
Black: Prove it!
*Asian guy shows his 7inch penis*
*Black guy runs home crying*
Black: I thought asian penis was small :(

by Mr Philo December 16, 2011

Asian parents

fuckers thats what the hell these assfucks are, they are ugly ass looking bitches. these assholes bitch slap you and are cheap and if you don't get an A you get beaten up for 1 week straight.

asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?

Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.

white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?

asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.

by asian parent hater March 26, 2009

asian sensation

when an asian gives you remarkable/extreme pleasure/sensations anywhere on your body. Includes when an asian caresses and strokes/touches you excessively in pleasurable fashions. (some asians have special tricks btw ;))(asian invasion)

"Willy Wang, my boyfriend, is over there. He gives me extreme asian sensation all night long. He has awesome tricks up his pant leg ;)"

by Azn-4-life July 7, 2006

asian cuisine

asian pussy, you feast on.

stop chowing on that asian cuisine.

by a man in new hampshire November 4, 2009

asian pride

to have proud in ur azn race

wurd lyf azn pride hommie

by kinh ma December 6, 2003

asian starvation

The diet trend/technique that asians (females in particular) use to aid in their conquest of fasion and trendy-ness. They starve themselves to successfully save up their money to be able to purchase anything designer and expensive.

That is why you always see slender asian females sporting the ever so glam Gucci sachels or Chanel Clutches. Forget Hello Kitty, this is a Hello Couture diet!

Ling Lee: Hey Mimi San! Let's go grab some sushi and Cocktails.

Mimi San: Sorry Ling Lee I would, but i have my eyes on a nice pair of Fendi pumps and a matching tote. I need to save my money so maybe next time.

Ling Lee: I see that you are practicing some Asian Starvation Mimi, Good luck!

by neudos1 January 2, 2010