Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009

alaskan icepipe

Take a crap in a condom and put it in the fridge for a couple of houers, while making out use the vaginal entry and fill the other one up with your frozen pipe

Do you think that alaskan icepipe wil hurt if he inserts it in my anus?

by swatkat January 31, 2008

Alaskan Avalanche

Before busting a nut, you pull out and finish on her chest to where it runs down her boobs, just like an avalanche running down the mountain.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I decided to mix it up so I gave her the Alaskan Avalanche.

by Alaskaman89 March 8, 2010

alaskan snow angel

when you cum inside a girls vagina, then insert your fist and open and close your fingers

i need to get some wet naps because i just gave that girl an alaskan snow angel

by scene wolf March 29, 2011

Alaskan Pinecone

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo.

My girl came over last night and i gave her my fresh alaskan pinecone from last night!

by Hurcules123 September 3, 2014

Alaskan Snow Pipe

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.

'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?

by DP81 December 18, 2010

Alaskan

Alaskan: A person from Alaska, born in Alaska, or of Alaskan citizenship or origin.

Alaskan: Word usually put in front of random words related to wildlife, Northern way of living or food, thus forming an expression referring to a somewhat deviant, humiliating or purely fictive sexual game or habit, usually involving ice feces and oral sex.

Alaskan: Lucy just moved into town. I heard she's Alaskan.

Alaskan: Jenna told me this guy gave Lucy the Alaskan Jackhammer. Lucy went back to Alaska.

by WordsOfWisdom_LetMeBe October 4, 2011