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agnostic

According to Stephen Colbert, an agnostic person is just an atheist person with no balls.
For those without the balls to become an atheist, they become agnostic.
by Chinacan March 22, 2010
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Dark Ages

When you have been without electricity or technology for a while, and aren't up to date with it all-such as older generations, people living on farms with little technology, or those who have been left without electricity due to various circumstances.
John: hey mate have you seen the new iPhones?
Jack: what's an iPhone?
John: have you been living in the dark ages? Else you would know.

Jill: we had a tornado come through last week. They haven't been able to restore power yet.
Mary: oh no that's terrible. It's like you're living in the dark ages again!
by SunshineStar1 November 3, 2015
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agnostic

1. Atheists without balls

2. One who believes that there is neither belief nor disbelief. Like a 5 year old sibling who doesn't take your word for anything you say whether it is true or not.

3. Claim they don't KNOW. but refer to definition (1) for the case with most of these people
Atheist=Deity's don't exist
Agnostic=Prove it

Theist=Deity's do exist
Agnostic=Prove it


Person 1: after talking to you for 5 minutes i think youre atheist
Person 2: shhhh i dont want society to frown upon me
by smdplease February 8, 2009
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agnostic

someone who doesn't believe in God but calls himself agnostic in case there actually is an afterlife and then when God asks him why he did not believe, he can simply say he was agnostic
God: "I'm sorry Johnny, we just don't have room up in Heaven for non-belivers."

Johnny: "But I was agnostic!"

God: "Pardon me, come right in."
by DK47 December 30, 2007
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agnosto

Do you believe in God?

I dunno man, I'm kind of an Agnosto.
by Phil Creedence January 16, 2008
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amnesiologist

1. The technical term for a date raper who uses GHB or Rohypnol.
Dude, Tonya is being a bitch and won't put out so I made her an appointment with the amnesiologist. I'll be getting some tonight for sure.
by that one guy no one knows December 10, 2009
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Agnelio

Damn, sotp before you become an Agnelio.
by Frank February 14, 2003
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