DK47's definitions

agnostic

someone who doesn't believe in God but calls himself agnostic in case there actually is an afterlife and then when God asks him why he did not believe, he can simply say he was agnostic

God: "I'm sorry Johnny, we just don't have room up in Heaven for non-belivers."

Johnny: "But I was agnostic!"

God: "Pardon me, come right in."

by DK47 December 30, 2007