Social Asshole

noun or adjective

An asshole who cares little or not at all about how his dim lit thoughts and behaviours affect others

Lacking ordinary social regard, adaptability, and keenness of mind and who also lacks empathic regard towards those who may be affected by his/her ill-considered thoughts or behaviours.
See related - Fucktard

Psychology. A person of low order when classifying behaviour righteousness in regards to the impact it has on immediate group wellness, sustainability of group dynamics, and empathic regard of all others who may, or may not be included in his/her relationships or community.

Not limited to these examples;

someone cutting in line, trying to milk the system by giving shit to someone who doesn't deserve and expecting to recieve something free, an upgrade, or a refund out of it is a social asshole

Reckless drivers and drunk drivers who hurt things they hit, impatient and obnoxious drivers -they all cause social harm and annoyment; they are said to be social assholes or fucktards, depending on the severity of the harm caused (hit a cyclist or pedestrian = fucktard, hit a tree or run people of the roads = social asshole)

polluting, littering, driving an SUV in the city, prejudice, aggressivemess in public view, thieving, exploiting ... the list goes on...

by jawn the baptist September 21, 2008

you fuckin asshole

something you say to someone when they fuck up when they are driving and has to be said in a tony montana voice.

driver 1.screeeeeeech. oh shit!
driver 2. You Fuckin asshole!

by brandonseidenberg January 23, 2007

don fucking asshole

Gang slang meaning that the concerning person is bragging 'bout his lifestyle being that of an highly ranked mob-boss.

I think we should pay him a visit, 'cause he thinks he's the don fucking asshole of my sisters hood! Well he's damn fucking wrong!!!

by Aboraly September 2, 2006

asshole's remorse

When a guy acts like an asshole to a girl, then later feels bad about it and apologizes. Typically the apology is more about him needing to feel better than about her. Once forgiven, he is given a blank slate, thereby more asshole deeds can be done.

Carrie: "So, get this...David e-mailed me out of the blue and apologized for blowing me off that night."

Lidia: "Wasn't that over a month ago?"

Carrie: "Yeah, but he has asshole's remorse, so he's feeling the need to alleviate his conscience."

by Papacskillz January 17, 2008

A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

Tighter than a nun's asshole.

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration

This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.

by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009

asshole button

the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.

used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.

also known as the 'fuck you button'

"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"

"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."

by fashionyourseatbelt November 20, 2007