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Tighter than a nun's asshole. 

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration
This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.