dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

high as a giraffe's ass

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

Grow as a person

1. The feeling that one gets after experiencing something so utterly foreign and horrible that it transcends being scarred and becomes a part of you.

2. An excuse to subject others to the same horrific experience.

1. I'm glad I watched Visitor Q. I grew as a person.

2. You have to see the freak show downtown. You'll grow as a person.

by The Gaunt Man September 8, 2008

getting loose as a goose at the moose

an expression used by club and pub goers in canberra AUS. to go to MOOSEHEADS in civic and get drunk and pick up loads of digits

gazza: hey mate are you gonna hit the moose tonight?

Willy: yea maaate, im getting loose as a goose at the moose . birds gonna be all over me

by t-pana September 4, 2009

3 dressed up as a 9

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.

"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

sex-asaurus

A large person used for sexual pleasuring. Synonoms: Easy, Loose, Pro bono prostitute

Monica Lewinsky is a sex-asaurus.

by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003

Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

by RedPlanetClaire June 11, 2010