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THE HELL DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER

by YoyoEeveeQueen March 20, 2022

alcohol balls

the point where someone is intakes so much alcochol that not only do they do nothing exciting, but they have reduced their sex drive substantially. This affliction is not a hazard to the casual drinker, rather it is reserved for the full time alcoholic.

Again tonight, my husband would rather have alcohol balls, than get laid!

by unsatisfied wife May 31, 2009

alcoholist

An alternative term to refer to an alcoholic.

Bryan: "Yeah, mate, I've been an alcoholist for 6 years now, mate"

by Paul Phoenix May 9, 2006

alcoholic

1. Someone who drinks heaps or relies on alcohol a lot
2. These people are usually German and have dark hair, and usually males

OMG that BJ is such an alcoholic

by [j]enny December 9, 2008

alcocentric

Alcoholic snob about cheap booze.

Since Daniel's newly found bachelor-ism he has found fine dining in t.v. dinners and has become alcocentric about his boxed wines.

by Celeste Denae February 17, 2009

Alcoflop

Is when you try to get a hard one while completely smashed, but no matter how hard you try , it'll never spring to life.

Girlfriend: Is that your full boner?

Boyfriend: No sorry babe, i must have alcoflop

by TimmyJJ April 9, 2009

alcoholic

Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.

"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"

by victim of berts rampage for beer July 27, 2004