by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017
Get the porch turkeymug. by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020
Get the Pilfered Turkeymug. Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"
Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
Get the Toxic Turkeymug. by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020
Get the Dirty Turkeymug. When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.
by FamousJew December 3, 2021
Get the Turkey Jerkymug. by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
Get the Ranksgiving turkeymug. That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
Get the Turkey Fuckermug.