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porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey
by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017
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Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent
No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!
by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020
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Toxic Turkey

Code word some people use to refer to talking or spending time with their toxic relatives on Thanksgiving and having uncomfortable and inappropriate conversations that leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Person 1: "Did you go back home for Thanksgiving?"

Person 2: "No, but my problematic mother and estranged sister called me three days after the holiday, put me on speaker so grandma could hear, and asked me why I didn't call that day."
Person 1: "Ugh, not again!"

Person 2: "Seriously, they ignore my calls on the reg for the whole year and then guilt-trip me for not being the one to call THEM when they just could've as easily called ME. The entire call left a bad taste in my mouth and I feel like I just ate a bad turkey, as if it was toxic or something..."
Person 1: "Yep. Happy Toxic Turkey day!"
Person 2: "Thanks..?"
Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by AELIANA December 1, 2019
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Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.
Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.
by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020
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Turkey Jerky

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky
by FamousJew December 3, 2021
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Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.
Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!
by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017
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Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
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