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Mondayed

A "Mondayed" day: Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.
Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.
by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024
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soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.
friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
by parsnip02 of youtube September 28, 2010
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meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.
Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.
by Slabshack November 25, 2018
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The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019
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Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.
“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow
by Da Bombay March 7, 2023
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Monday

1. The infamous dreaded day of the week, when kids go back to their most hated hellhole, school, and adults go back to the jobs they absolutely hate.

2. A day known to cause the "Monday Blues", where people feel miserable, depressed, or upset about going back to places they hate, and often feel disappointed that the weekend is over.
3. The day that Garfield absolutely hates, and the day that treats him horribly. His famous line "I Hate Mondays" is featured very frequently on the Garfield comics.
4. The most unwelcome visitor of all time, long overstaying its welcome.
5. A day only idiots like, unless they have no job or they do not work on Mondays.
6. Perfect synonyms for misery, depressing, and sad
1. Ugh, It's Monday again! I hate Mondays! Why Monday, I hate my job, fuck off Monday!
2. I suffer greatly from the Monday Blues, I hate my job, I hate my bosses, I hate my coworkers, I hate my life, I want to die, all thanks to Monday, the worst thing to ever exist.
3. Garfield, despite being a cat and having no job, hates Mondays more than anything, and always has bad luck. He always says, "I Hate Mondays" and often goes through physical pain, something that doesn't happen any other day of the week.
4. Monday is the most unwelcome visitor, yet it always comes back, and overstays its welcome, forcing us to spend 1/7 of our life with it.
5. If you like Mondays, you are an idiot, unless of course you have no job, or your job doesn't work on Mondays!
6. Monday is miserable, depressing, and sad, making it a perfect synonym for miserable, depressing, and sad. I HATE MONDAYS!!!!!
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Bernkastel Monday

an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle
Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.
by ZenzenDamedaze May 13, 2024
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