fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

fuzzy squash

An amazing nickname, created in moments of randomness (or drunkness)

"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"

by Fuzzy Iguana November 15, 2017

fuzzy hotdog

Hairy penis

Last night I went home with this guy and he had a fuzzy hotdog

by JJ.H February 29, 2020

Fuzzy

Slang for boner

Girl 1: look, that guy has a boner
Girl 2: awww, his little teeter has a fuzzy

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015

Fuzzy noodle

meaning that a person is highly confused and slow, not knowing what they are doing and or what is going on. It can also mean that a person is beng dick sometimes.

Stop being a fuzzy noodle.

by takty August 11, 2010

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

Fuzzy

That feeling after your first drink at a work function

"Michael, I feel fuzzy. Do you always drink this much?"

by Fuzzers December 16, 2016