bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.

Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"

by Shevvi November 02, 2014

Erg Drunk

The post erg workout feeling that shares many of the negative aspects of being drunk. Erg drunk is characterized by a haze of pain and exhaustion in which the ergee may stagger around, fall over unresponsive, or in extreme cases vomit.

I was so erg drunk by the end of my 2k this morning that when I tried to stand up I fell over, threw up, and couldn't move

by !@^# February 12, 2012

Drunk Drops

(v) - This is a phenomenon caused by the ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol. It will be recognized by someones inability to perform the simplest of tasks without dropping whatever is in the subsequent hand.

Tommy tried to open the door and dropped his phone, when he bent over to pick up his phone he dropped his lighter. He's got the drunk drops.

by Dawg of War January 21, 2012

drunk domaining

The act of purchasing a domain name while under the influence or drugs, alcohol, or a party full of geeky friends. This usually occurs at or near the end of a party, typically after the party degrades to sharing funny YouTube videos.

Dude, I must have been drunk domaining again last night. I woke up and found out I own 'ilikepoo.com'.

by freerangechick July 21, 2011

dad drunk

A special kind of drunk only achievable by men in their 40s after crushing Coors lights.

Those guys are so dad drunk right now, they can't stop talking about the '85 Bears.

by RealOne97 July 15, 2017

responsible drunk

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

Drunk Millionaire

A person who when incredibly intoxicated proceeds to buy round after round of drinks/shots for friends when out at the bar with absolutely no disregard for his/her bar tab at the end of he night.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.

guy 1#: why are we out drinking with john again? you know he he gets really obnoxious after an hour?
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.

by lVluckluck January 30, 2011