January 18

Diego asks Catalina out day!!!

Diego:
It’s January 18th cat will you go out with me
Cat:
Yesssss

by anonymous January 17, 2022

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January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022

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May 18

May 18 is the National Get-Bitches Day!!!
For friends and foes alike who do not get bitches!

“Yo Gilbert its May 18th!”
“fym i get all the bitches”

by therealgodnamedchuck May 17, 2022

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January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021

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March 18

On march 18 you have to ask you crush out frfr you have to you see this

Oh hey todays March 18 wanna be my gf

by Heÿ March 17, 2022

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18 February is a day where the most cutest hottest guy is born on he has great humour and is forgiving

Me : hey when's ur birthday

Him: 18 February,why?
Me:oh !no wonder , I.. Think ur cute

18 FEBUARY

by Kkkkkkqiii February 12, 2022

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