February 28th is when all girls despite talking, dating, or married to someone, must send at least 3 selfies to their significant other.
Hey babe its February 28th you know what that means, fine here's some cute selfies of me.
Why did you send me selfies of you I didn't ask for them, its February 28th so I had to.
Why did you send me selfies of you I didn't ask for them, its February 28th so I had to.
by Houston71693 February 26, 2021
Get the February 28mug. So when a women reaches this age. They had enough of taking lots of chad dick. They then realize life is important and time is running out. So instead of banging Joanzy and Johnny and Jameel. They finally would rather talk to a regular guy. But regular men are tired of womens bullshit by that age.
Women at 28 Stacy decided she was going to become a Becky now. Cause she didnt want to be a whore her whole life. But her old friend John was tired of her crap so he left.
by Anon2265 February 27, 2024
Get the Women at 28mug. Road in Northern Virginia, especially in the DMV where you get the world's worst traffic (shut up LA and stop bitching.) The rich people tend to live away from here...
Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.
by DMVking August 30, 2016
Get the route 28mug. If you were born on this day, you are either hated or loved, stinky or smells amazing, picky or loves every food.
Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*
5 MINUTES LATER
Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*
5 MINUTES LATER
Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
by poopymanQWERTY March 28, 2022
Get the March 28mug. The anniversary of Mussolini's death day.
Also know for Ferruccio Lamborghini's birthday, thanks he gave us supercars, baby.
Also know for Ferruccio Lamborghini's birthday, thanks he gave us supercars, baby.
by D0gm41 October 21, 2019
Get the April 28mug. by ajshdkak September 16, 2025
Get the September 28mug. by woboy April 28, 2020
Get the April 28mug.