seat weed

The small nugs of cannabis that cover the upholstery of your car.

Guy 1: "The girl that packed a bowl in my car dropped so much weed in my seats."
Guy 2: "Don't smoke that, it's seat weed"

by JungleLove October 23, 2009

Weed Rocket

A Weed Rocket is Elon Musk's secret plan for SpaceX. Elon Musk hopes that he can use the Weed Rocket to chill all the martians he finds so they won't invade Earth.

Ron: "Hey bruh, ever heard of Elon Musk's Weed Rocket?"
Ben: "Nah nigga that shit's wacko."

by CrypticReich March 26, 2019

chris is that a weed

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy

chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'

by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

tommy weed

Some trash weed that broke niggas smoke!

Hey, I got that Tommy Weed bruh! 10.00 an eighth!

by King94565 February 28, 2022

Gutter weed

Something extremely janky equivalent to weed grown in a gutter

This game is absolute gutter weed

by Picklekattt September 21, 2021

Weed wacker

Someone who beats the shit out of stoners, who has no personality other then weed.

Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl?

Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here

by DefTheDefguy October 7, 2021