You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!
by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004
Get the Hoser Posermug. A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
Get the swaziland posermug. A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
Get the Poser Poormug. 1)Fake biker, a fraud...a biker wannabe
2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...
3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.
2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...
3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.
" that Teresa sure is a Bicycle poser, She only rides her bikes and puts on her bike gear to look pretty but she sure does suck! (in more ways than one).
by Richard elephant February 27, 2013
Get the Bicycle Posermug. 1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019
Get the Narc posermug. Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a stupid poser."
Example 2
"I saw a stupid poser wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"
by MrSquister April 12, 2023
Get the Stupid Posermug. The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
Get the Extreme posermug.