Dis Dick

something you say whenever you hear your friends say... Huh? or What?

Chris: hey did you hear what i said?
michael: what?
Chris: Dis Dick!

by galesimo December 23, 2008

dick bag

condom, or any object used to prevent impregnation of the female

e.g. sock

Britt wouldnt let Mike fuck her without a dick bag.

lol britt just kidding we love you

by Megan and Shelley November 23, 2004

Dick splash

When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!

"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."

by Bloomerz September 1, 2011

Kick Dick

A term I invented back in 99
it means tha same thing as kick ass.
Also can be used in the past tense as in "that kicked dick"

Adam is walking into the sunset all badass
tha kid that Adam just helped fix his robocop action figure yells to him
KID:Hey mister, you kick ass
Adam stops, turns his head to him, and says
ADAM:"Your Wrong... I kick dick"
and Adam walks off with his badassitudeness

by Adam fukin Menendez December 14, 2008

dick puffer

one who is a dick sucker.
dick drunk

Ms Puffs on Dick is a professional dick puffer.

by Big V December 8, 2004

Bag of dicks

(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.

they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!

by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010

cheddar dick

A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance

Jeff you fucking cheddar dick!!11!1!

by Pubertus June 17, 2008