moved on

When you no longer have feelings for the person you was with and have feelings for someone else.

Im moved on from Peter i like Paul.

by R0yallllltyyy September 3, 2017

Going Dutch on a kayak

when you are giving four dudes hand jobs at the same time, 2 in each hand like skiing but more intense

Tatiana: whatd you do last night?
Hayley: I was with Josh, Matt, Sean and Casey and I was going Dutch on a kayak. It was an orgy, basically.

by FunstuffAllover December 15, 2011

Oh, It's On Bitches

An over-used phrase on Tumblr after Glee's Chris Colfer hit out with it on the opening number for the 2010 Emmy's.

Rachel: I'm in love with Finn..
Kurt: Oh, it's on bitches.

Anon: I be a noob who don't ship monfer! Herp derp.
Monfer shippers: Oh, it's on bitches.

by overthebra September 1, 2010

Leaving the seat up on the TiVo

To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.

I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.

by NCdubmixer February 24, 2011

slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.

Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."

by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009

soup on a stick

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea

Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

flag on the moon

A colloqualism that has the same effect as the phrase 'what the fuck' (abbr. wtf?!) i.e. denoting incredulity.
This phrase first appeared in the 1961 D film 'The Beast of Yucca Flats',due to the director actually misplacing the soundtrack of the movie, and it has since been a mystery why or what it had to do with the movie plot.

"My best friend was a crafty butcher..."
"Flag on the moon, mate?!"

by Coleman Francis July 30, 2008