Phantom Fart

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.

Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.

by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017

Fart Homie

Someone that you want to fart and chill with for life

You're my fart homie

by Xrparmy June 12, 2025

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Fart

A fart is a gas made up of unpleasant smells released from the buttocks of a human being. Many reasons as to why we fart is because we consume and then release air, as it travels through our body, it releases in a rather altered fashion. Farts are often despised and hated for many reasons however it is used in humorous context in media such as television and film.

"Aw man, please don't tell me Connor farted again!"

by Videogame Guides May 8, 2020

Peen Fart

The act of sucking air into the peen hole and releasing it.

I had a massive peen fart yesterday, it was hot.

by peen farter June 3, 2023

hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020