Ur Mom

A phrase to use when making a joke

"Ur Mom so hot she's burning my eyes"

by UrMomHot December 9, 2021

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Your mom

“Your mom” is an amazing way to get out of a conversation or if you don’t want to talk to someone.

Your mom, (runs away)

by Imarandomgooseeee September 1, 2022

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Your mom

The fattest fuck on earth

Is that a moon? No that's your mom.

by DrGiantBallsDoogie May 7, 2022

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The one who is there through all the lost. Shows some up and is always by your side. She will never betray you for she is forever loyal to her baby child. She is a standing figure into making you who you are today. She will never leave your side, she is with you to the end. Mom is the dearest, loving person on earth and she would move Heaven and earth for you. Mom is the person who held you when you first came into the world. She has been there since day one lifting you up. If you never had a mom or you no longer have one she is always there in your heart, she will never leave you and is with you forever. Don't live in fear and grief, the only way to do it is to get to your feet and take baby steps from there.

Mom is the sweetest, most gentlest person I have met yet.

by Elizabeth the seeker November 23, 2019

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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.

I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!

by Ohionator April 10, 2024

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Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019

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