Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

walking like weinstein

The gait employed by a person who has shit their pants...or just about to

Jesu Christ, that curry had me walking like Weinstein

by Scratchy McBastard February 24, 2020

working like a dog

Sacked out on the sofa all day.

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Liked Begging

(1)When a youtuber says "leave a liked"
(2)When a youtuber says leave a like in the beginning of the video not even giving you a chance to even see if you like the video

Every small little struggle youtuber says leave a like 30 seconds into the video Not even giving me a chance To assess whether I liked it or not "Liked Begging"

by EmJayee March 6, 2020

Make Like Judas

Betray someone. Sell them out. Stab them in the back. Pull a Julius Caesar on them. According to the bible, Judas was one of the twelve disciples and was the one who sold Jesus out to the Romans.

I had a feeling someone would Make Like Judas when they saw us walk into the bank with ski masks on our faces and cloth bags in our hands. Come here, you tattletale cocksucker!

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 19, 2020

Done like donny

Your time is past. If you were once relevant, you aren't now. You're an annoying fashion that needs to be forgotten. You're a pretend version of something serious, like a chicken dance.

That shit needs to go away, it's done like donny.

by DominicTheDonkey November 10, 2020

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020