Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

The Jack-Zone

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.

"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."

by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023

Dirty Jack Young

Dirty jack young is when you fist your sister while wanking in a Spanish classroom then after you finish you spread your cheeks and force your sister to give u a rim job

I did a dirty jack young yesterday

by Kayz_sexyguy August 31, 2023

doing jack

if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.

person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."

by gopro7reekal September 22, 2023

we jack loop

going around a loop with your boys after jacking bathroom and or finding your jamie

yo cardenas WE JACK LOOP

by Ballslover719733 November 21, 2023

Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.

Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!

by Red monster boy January 20, 2024