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Can I get a witness

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard
Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!
by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018
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Try Hard Get None

(THGN)

Try-Hard-Get-None

To be one who strives to do something but fails
and always ends up with nothing.
Usually resulting in people thinking even less of them.
Girl1: She's such a THGN
Girl2: Yeah what a Try Hard Get None slut
by haronorfkorea March 2, 2009
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bart get out!, i'm piss

A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon

The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"
"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"

"bart get out!, i'm piss"
by anonisanon September 28, 2008
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you get what you pay for

Cheap ass people who refuse to pay for quality and/or experience always end up buying super cheap goods or services below the 'it's too good to be true' mark. Then when said goods break, fall apart, stop working, or they are not happy with the service they were promised, they are genuinely surprised and will bitch to anyone within hearing distance of them that they got 'ripped off'.

Literal meaning: if you buy a cheap product or service, 9 times out of 10 you will be disappointed as it will not live up to your (unrealistic) expectations. Get a clue and start buying quality stuff!
Sucker: "Dude, i got this Rolex Submariner for only $150 bucks off some black dude in the French Quarter. I can't believe my luck! Look at this bad boy, I'm gonna get all the pussy with this watch!"

Sucker's friend: "Dude, your wrist is turning green... and look at the face of the watch, it's crooked."

Sucker: "What the---, I think I got beat out of $150. This piece of shit prolly aint worth $5!"

Sucker's friend: "Well, you know what they say... you get what you pay for. Sucker!! hahahahahaha!!"
by cagedape February 3, 2010
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Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.
Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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acronym for "nigga}"
Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.
by dat_booty_tho October 25, 2015
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Ur dad went to get milk

I’m sorry but if someone says this to you there’s a %99.9 that ur dad left you…
by Olilondonphobic May 20, 2022
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