When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.
Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.
by Seah0rse November 25, 2025
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Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Person 1: Oi, daddy give it to me in my bumhole *whimpers* *farts aggressively*
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
by Xankii Wild, Alex Wheeluzz October 23, 2025
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Get the Fart Nuggets mug.by DickRod69 March 23, 2017
Get the bustonian fart mug.(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
by niquil July 2, 2021
Get the Fart Time Encroachment mug.A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet
"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
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