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Cheese

You know that stuff most people drank as a baby right? How about you try our new product! Its milk but so fucking rotten and expired and old that it becomes solid. Even the hobo from across the street loves it! Forget milk, THIS IS CHEESE.
Milk: Man cheese is hot, I wish I was as hunky and as handsome as cheese. But I'm not solid.
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
by Non-Normie November 24, 2020
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cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017
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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
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Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
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smacky cheese

Semen that pooled outside the vagina, mouth, or anus and thickens to the consistency similar to gel or liquid cheese.
After we finished going at it, I found a puddle of smacky cheese
by Abyss_Rising October 23, 2020
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huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese
That girl over there is always huffing cheese
by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024
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rotonda cheese face

a situation in which everything is very cheesy, and also booshie.
making a puzzle, eating cinamon logs, or opening a newly fresh packaged jacket.
by brett lee December 31, 2004
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