Brownbootyitis is a disease where your anus becomes a brown color. It's simply due to not wiping well enough after using the restroom. Symptoms include: Lips turning brown, Brown anus, Possible burning/itching sensations, Sometimes forming a rash if not taken care of in a timely manner. It got it's name from the first recorded case, Richard Smith, who didn't wipe his butt hole good enough, and when someone pantsed him in the middle of his hometown, it exposed his alarmingly brown anus. Hence the name, Brownbootyitis.

Worse cases include sweltering blisters if not taken care of properly.

The only way to clear it up is to carefully pull the anus out and cleanse it thoroughly, making sure every bit of the brownness is gone (Refrain from using towels, washrags, sponges, or Brillo pads, as it could only intensify the effects of the rash) Let sit for 2-5 days, until the anus smells similar to that of a rose.

"You have Brownbootyitis! You need to clean it!"

Brownbootyitis by i am cupcake January 18, 2020

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Brown State

The brown state is when a brown user goes into an uncontrollable trance where they block out everything and do not know their surroundings. When exiting out of the brown state brown users may suffer from side effects of the brown state. A shorter term for this incident can be simply know as browning out.

He’s not answering so he must be in the brown state.

Brown State by Ninchako January 22, 2020

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brown moon

Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown

Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!

Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.

Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.

Phil: Really?

Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?

brown moon by cosmic user January 23, 2020

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