penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020

[Skinny penis]

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT

"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis

by NamPNH May 12, 2019

Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022

Penis baby

Tiny penis man

You have a penis baby

by Science_Master April 20, 2021

Penis

Gods gift upon man that is said to give it’s user unlimited power if properly sized

Respect the the 12 inch penis!

by Beaverborg December 25, 2019

Penis

A male organ used to Cumblast mostly black women to white wash their ass and quit being such a ho.

White bro 1 I cumblasted shanequa Williams last night with my penis she cleaned it all up.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.

Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.

by Spunkfunk August 16, 2023