Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 August 27, 2015

Brown

The colour that Asian girls like to pretend their eyes/hair are

My hair isn’t black, it’s brown

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

brown bead

When one attends a summer camp, or any camp for that matter, as a tween and poops in the woods on an outing you receive a brown bead for your endeavours.

Hey did you see Scott's bracelet? He got his brown bead today!!

by Kaerfasti January 27, 2022

Timothy brown

A man with a small penis or a trans with a fat vagina

I always have the worst sex nights with Timothy brown

by Flyboyy June 23, 2016

Aidan Browne

Aidan Browne is better than Daphne Moon at Wii Sports Basketball.

Fuck You Daphne!

Aidan Browne has a HUGE Penis :)

by FoolishBegger810 February 5, 2022

browned out

you get so stoned that you lose control of your bowels and shit yourself

dude Jacob got so high last night he browned out everywhere

by sonic the hedge March 7, 2022