A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 17, 2023
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The milky white mixture that results from mixing cum with hand lotion causing it to curdle.
Damn it my cum mixed with the hand lotion again and I have to clean all this cumttage cheese
by TheDr.4527 January 18, 2021
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A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...
Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.
by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023
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A purposeful boneappletea (Bone Apple Tea) of *Grilled* Cheese Sandwich.
Person 1: I'm making myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what? Don't you mean *grilled* cheese sandwich?
by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023
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When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.
Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.
by JugChugger December 14, 2019
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Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.
Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.
by BXD BITCH September 16, 2019
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