Squirter13's definitions

Cougar puberty

A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.

Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty

by Squirter13 July 21, 2025

Floppin the cheese around

This is a girl who sends it with anyone she pleases like it is her day job making a saucy but pungent discharge existent

Oh my good dear Betty Lou is so wreckless floppin the cheese around at the firehouse

by Squirter13 May 11, 2021