troll penis

a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head

his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet

by Lucky5 May 9, 2014

penis

a weapon used to chop people in half

police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.

by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019

Penis

Don't lie. You're here cause you searched "p" And penis came up

You know it's true
Penis
Penis
Penis

by UrbanFreaks March 26, 2021

peni

plural of penis.

jenny: what did you do last night?
mike: duuuudee i saw so many peni

by michlwashere November 22, 2021

penis

A body part that sheds every month. It’s known for boys to have them, girls can have them too but they would need a dildo. It’s also known for being eaten in famous meals like hot dog, spaghetti, ham, bacon, beef, soup and stew, and our very famous penis nut stew. We cut off the penis and chop it up and bake until golden brown (be sure to season) and make a peanut stew and add your meat and that’s it. yum. I tried it with my ex boyfriend’s penis

“what a nice penis you have there Kyle”
“thanks I got it for my birthday”
“bro what”

by anonymous February 28, 2021

penis

a very yummy snack

boy 1: what’s your favorite snack

girl 1: penis

boy1:. sameeee💅🏼

by hash-slinging-slasher69420 December 5, 2022

Penis

The word you search for when you try to get horny on Urban Dictionary

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: What
Person 1:I just got horny on Urban Dictionary! I searched up the word Penis! its better than Pornhub!

by BritneyLaurenMonroe January 8, 2019