No Nut November

Don’t nut for the whole month of November

Girl: baby u wanna smash
Boy: nah b it’s no nut November

by Samuel Ernesto C November 3, 2020

num-nut

someone who says something stupid.

This usually refers to someone who says something stupid in a particular point of time. This does not necessarily mean they are dumb, they just said something dumb at that time which makes them a num-nut.

Person 1: Hey man, what is the date of fourth of July?
Person 2: You are joking right?
Person 1: ohhhh hahaha nevermind
Person 2: gosh, your are such a num-nut

by mollymoomoo July 24, 2018

gallapagos nut

When a person (male) leaves a giant splash of sperm on a females face.

Johnny: Yoo Tommy, I heard you busted on Sarah’s Face

Tommy: Yeah Man, it was a GALLAPAGOS NUT

by Uncle Nozzle July 4, 2018

Nut

Funny acting.

You be acting like a Nut towards me.

by Niecyy July 4, 2020

Nut M&Ms

To make Nut M&Ms you will need too nut into a bowl, and Sift it till it's nice and creamy. Then put it into a freezer for about 30 minute, till its solid. Then dip it into Melted chocolate and put into the freezer again for 10 minutes. That's how you make Nut M&Ms.

Evan: Dude you wanna try my Nut M&Ms.
Tyrone: No nigga what's tf is wrong with you cuz.

by Your Friendly Coon. June 10, 2020

Nut money

Money used to clean up after Nutting.

Guy 1: "Dude I can't go out tonight."
Guy 2: "What why?!"
Guy 1:" I'm running a little low on some nut money and my place is a mess because of it."

by DontUseNutMoneyKids April 4, 2017

Pee-Pee Nuts

This term is derived from when people were younger and believed that urine was stored in the testicles. It can be used in a sentence as a “shock word” or an insult.

“Dude, you got yo Pee-Pee Nuts on. Get real.”
“Pee-Pee Nuts, dude!”

by Mr. Smash February 6, 2021