Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.

We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.

by BigAl87 July 1, 2023

Monkey sparkle

1. Monkey fecies 2. Monkey urine 3. shinanigans

Dude! That was monkey sparkles!

by guitarman 309 January 9, 2011

monkey

the most powerful thing ever it is ultra intelligent and it is super sexy

monkeys are gangster

by I am a monkey June 4, 2023

Monkey

You

Friend: Hey monkey
Me: I’m not a monkey

Friend: but monkey means you

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Monkey time

It's freaky time.

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

monkey nuts

drugs..crack

let me get one of the monkey nuts

by in$@n ㅌ@$$@$$in October 18, 2017

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018