by nyamete March 1, 2022
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Get the Ur mom gay mug.The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
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goes to school theres a shooter
shooter: everyone dont move
guy 2: ur mom
shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot
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school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers
guy 2: ur mom
guy 1: dies of ass cancer
guy 3: what are you doing today
guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies
goes to school theres a shooter
shooter: everyone dont move
guy 2: ur mom
shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot
guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers
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by CozyCats November 11, 2022
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Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
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