did you get the poops?

Did you get sick from eating something and then have to go to the bathroom a lot. In other words, did you get diarrhea?

Did you get the poops?
Probably, I ate bad Pho.

by Fit_Panhda May 18, 2014

get off his dick

remove thy lips from thine penis

Kirk cousins is mid
Get off his dick

by dchxgdfhyu November 9, 2022

TALK SHIT GET SLAPPED

a unwanted vocalization resulting in repercussive slappage.

Think you are not going to have to work this weekend? Talk Shit Get Slapped!

by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017

Let’s get ready to rumble

World record attempt for highest number of attendees to participate in 1 super orgy.

‘Hey Jared, I attended a WR attempt, the only thing I remember is the line ‘let’s get ready to rumble!’ And all of my orifices hurt.

by CBT oil February 14, 2022

get rid of cyber snitches

The definition of this is, none other than straight up fucking cowards, that are scared to death of time. So they do what cowards do, put their shit off on someone else bc they wanted to be ganstas until it's time to be a gansta and face reality PRISON! Everybody wanna go to heaven, but don't wanna die cause it scares them. I did 3 years at 100%, and I've been to every prison system for women in the state of TN. And my co defendents did none! Now I'm being harassed baby some cyber snitches for 5 months now!? I got beat up nearly killed by one. Bc he was let off. Ok is that why he ain't been arrested for nearly killing me!? It's not going down like that bc I stay on my toes but I'm fed up with it. My children aren't safe bc a physco was turned loose. So if my children or myself are harmed or I get falsely charged with something, I will not be held accountable for any of the illegal shit they are doing such as invading my privacy by hacking me into my personal accounts from Facebook, to my unemployment jobsforTN.GOV ACCOUNT. MY PERSONAL information was changed and tampered with. I haven't gotten my payment card due to that. Also the incriminating messages one of these cyber snitches have sent I had to delete and apologise to this man. It was embarassing! STOP THE CYBER SNITCHING! IF YOU GONNA SNITCH, DO IT THE RIGHT WAY! OH WAIT YOU CANT BC IM INNOCENT!!

get rid of cyber snitches- means you a straight bitch! Enough said! Atleast do it to my face! You ain't slick! Y'all wanna go to heaven, but y'all don't wanna die! No doubt!

by Misskitty93 September 9, 2020

come get your lunch

A versatile expression that applies to several different situations that can be only described as getting fucked up, fucked over, and/or over fucked. Also applies in a past tense as 'getting one's lunch.'

Hey, if you don't like... Come get your lunch, Ernie.

My boss is an asshole and, man, he gave me my lunch.

I'm going to bed, so you better come get your lunch.

by finious February 20, 2010

even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004