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Fuck Bros

1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.

2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!

2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
by NotBobaDett April 30, 2011
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Fuck Star

Person who gains celebrity status soley for sleeping with famous people
A prime example of a "Fuck Star" is Abbi Tittmus or all "Daily Star" skanks.
by The Nine December 28, 2009
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Skull Fuck

The illegal act of drilling a hole into someone's head and then proceeding to flop your love muscle in and out of the cranial hole. It is considered taboo in most cultures but is still legal in Australia, North and South Korea, and Iran. Was widely experimented with back in the 50's but was nixed due to the likely chance of the fornicator injuring or scratching his cum gun. The famous musician Moby is a very large advocator for it and is a key member in the movement to legalize skull fucking, claiming he has devised a way to safely carve a fuck hole out of a head( male or female we all know he likes to bat with both hands) that is instantly smoothed out providing his "Beef Whistle" safe entry into the mushy abyss of the brain.
Excerpt from the book 'The mountains, the west, the skull fuck'
"..... I studied her while she worked in the Garden, she was a classy gal, 5'2 built like a young boy, Daughter of a wealthy Irish man. She would occasionally turn and give me a smile sending my heart into a tizzy. I carefully studied her preciously built jaw bones, and exquisite facial structure, I couldn't help but imagine taking out my custard launcher and plunging it deep into her skull hole......."
-Theodore Roosevelt.
by DomFe January 11, 2012
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Sick Fuck

In common terms, people who like quick fucks.
by Carl Neutron November 17, 2018
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fuck socks

Oft unwearable socks whose sole purpose is to act as a semen receptacle.
"Nah, i don't wear those, they're just my fuck socks"
by NuSonRize January 29, 2005
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Fuck That Guy

Used to tell someone to go fuck themselves. Also refer to Acronym. FTG
Kyle and John were eating at a restaurant when Jason, the waiter, stopped by to boast about his flare. Fuck that guy.
by johniebravo October 2, 2009
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Piss Fucking

When you fuck a girl through the pussy and she pisses while your fucking USUALLY PLANNED BY YOU BOTH! It feels awesome!
Last night Camibelle and I were piss fucking.... oh my gosh It was great!
by Fishy20 October 6, 2010
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