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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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do a walsall

To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
They'll do a Walsall
He's done a Walsall
by CornelliusFox August 19, 2023
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i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.
“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”
by Pineapples sit on the beach August 20, 2023
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uno dos tres

Spanish numbers. s s s s s s. s s s s s s. s s s s
uno dos tres cuatro cinco seis siete ocho nueve diez once doce trece catorce quince dieciseis diecisiete dieciocho diecinueve veinte
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Doing a Shane

When working in a team environment that involves loading a truck and the person driving decides they don't need to get out of the driver's seat to help load.
(Rick) Where is Shane? How come he isn't helping you load up the truck?

(Jai) Where do you think? He's sitting in the truck, Doing a Shane.
by Aaron A Aaronson August 24, 2023
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Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023
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Imma do a Rammstein

To do a Rammstein is to have sex with the same sex. This is named after the heavy metal group Rammstein as they are a national gay pride band in Germany.
by Heymanyesyes August 25, 2023
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