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Tokyo Tap Water

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.
Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.
by DaKineRT April 10, 2011
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Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.
Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.
by tsipar July 31, 2011
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Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
by MrJuly October 12, 2011
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Pulling A Warren

A guy being sweet/cute but kind of creepy at the same time. shouldn't really be hitting on you/flirting with you due to age, current relationship status, etc. yet, they still do.
Girl 1: "He's texting me & being really cute, but i have a boyfriend & he knows it."
Girl 2: "He's pulling a warren."

(8th grade girl) : "This senior is hitting on me! Totally pulling a warren."
by sexymofowhocameupwiththis November 23, 2011
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Bridge Over Troubled Water

When two men ejaculate over a women who had been menstruating, creating a bridge-like cum form. Both guys are obliged to glue each others pubes onto their face creating a Garfunkel Mustache.
Matt and Kane gave Georgia a Bridge Over Troubled Water last night.

John has to chill out, Sarah, give him a Bridge Over Troubled Water.
by LuckyLeprachuan111 November 22, 2011
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New Blood Warrior

A person who eats out a virgin who is on her period.
That New Blood Warrior had a good time with that girl.
by urbanerrrrrrr May 15, 2013
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home brewed water

A term used as a sexual innuendo to mean "sloppy wet sex at home".
Man, I had me some home brewed water last night.
by AzaleasSuck April 12, 2014
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