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your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.
by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022
mugGet the your penis (aka your dick)mug.

Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023
mugGet the Penis Flumug.

guacamole nigga penis

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature
person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
by joeishandicapped February 5, 2025
mugGet the guacamole nigga penismug.

Penis

in 1920s it was a slang for i am hungry
kid. hey mom penis
mom. okay here in some food
by anonymous February 28, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it
Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
mugGet the Trace of a penismug.

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023
mugGet the Penis squashmug.

penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021
mugGet the penismug.

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